pupbutt:

i hate all games unless im winning

Straight Boys:  Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians:  Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls:  Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys:  Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People:  WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People:  everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People:  what

mattfrombusted:

why is it called lukewarm

like why isn’t medium warm

who is luke

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

tomahok:

wtf does pon de replay mean

ckings:

i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other

I like my men how I like my coffee Black and strong

popstarbritneybritney:

(ง’̀-‘́)ง put em up faggot